halifaxhab
Full Member
24 and COUNTING!
Posts: 152
|
Post by halifaxhab on Jul 25, 2010 13:15:27 GMT -6
As it is that the Canadiens built such a powerhouse team, all others scurried off to the KHL....bitches.
So the Montreal Canadiens are the proud owners of the Stanley Cup for the 25th time in their glorious history.
Parade is on the usual route.
|
|
|
|
Post by hockeyalltheway on Jul 25, 2010 21:06:00 GMT -6
Ottawa has stolen the Stanley Cup, claiming it has not been appropriately won, and takes it to the Rideau River to drop-kick it in, as a homage to the old days.
|
|
halifaxhab
Full Member
24 and COUNTING!
Posts: 152
|
Post by halifaxhab on Jul 26, 2010 5:59:38 GMT -6
Getting Stephen Harper to do your dirty work knowing how bitter he is (because he's a leaf fan.......actually now alot of things make sense, hmm.) Just won't work. We have Jean "switch-spitter" Chretien come over choke everyone and recover the Cup!
|
|
|
|
Post by hockeyalltheway on Jul 26, 2010 15:50:27 GMT -6
We have Chuck Norris, and a trade in the works to acquire Scott Glennie. Who needs politics when you have two legendary badasses?
Cup stays in Ottawa. Peace.
|
|
|
|
Post by radiohead on Jul 26, 2010 23:52:48 GMT -6
18 inch monster cock.
That is all.
|
|
|
|
Post by hockeyalltheway on Jul 27, 2010 5:11:42 GMT -6
18 inch monster cock. That is all. Well played. Cup goes to Chicago. |
|
|
|
Post by GM of the Washington Capitals on Jul 29, 2010 10:10:00 GMT -6
Washington recently acquired Jack Bauer. does anybody want to argue with that?
|
|
|
|
Post by hockeyalltheway on Jul 29, 2010 16:43:00 GMT -6
Washington recently acquired Jack Bauer. does anybody want to argue with that? I see your Jack Bauer and raise you Chuck Norris. |
|
|
|
Post by GM of the Washington Capitals on Jul 29, 2010 18:04:27 GMT -6
Jack Bauer once bit off a man's jugular to escape, any questions?
|
|
|
|
Post by katatoniak on Jul 29, 2010 21:31:33 GMT -6
is this fantasy league dead or what ? Thats a question I want to ask...
|
|
|
|
Post by hockeyalltheway on Jul 29, 2010 21:51:33 GMT -6
Jack Bauer once bit off a man's jugular to escape, any questions? No, just a comment. Chuck Norris doesn't have a jugular. Just another fist. is this fantasy league dead or what ? Thats a question I want to ask... Unfortunately, yeah. Take a look in the rumours thread if you want to see how it went down. |
|
|
|
Post by GM of the Washington Capitals on Jul 29, 2010 22:05:18 GMT -6
Jack Bauer once bit off a man's jugular to escape, any questions? No, just a comment. Chuck Norris doesn't have a jugular. Just another fist. is this fantasy league dead or what ? Thats a question I want to ask... Unfortunately, yeah. Take a look in the rumours thread if you want to see how it went down. -Killing Jack Bauer doesnt make him dead, it makes him angry -there has never been a terrorist attack on US soil since Jack Bauer appeared -Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why? Because he's a pussy. -Sure, Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of raindrops, Jack Bauer can make it talk -Jack Bauer literally died for his country twice, and lived to tell about it ba-bam. |
|
